My birthday is tomorrow…

I’m getting old.

When your teacher says "I'm gonna start calling on random people..."

wowfunniestposts:

this blog is epic

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magesmagesmages:

valotoxin:

the-silence-is-killing-me:

mrsdetectiveryan:

abukkitofcelestialintent:

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Mythbusters.

#IF THEY’RE ALL THERE WHO IS OUT DOING SCIENCE

this makes me cry. just. all of this.

there’s just so much science all packed into this one post

SCIENCE.

When someone you hate bumps into you

heyfunniest:

“You wanna die bitch?”

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farewell-kingdom:

Being here, by Mark Garry, thread pins, beads

My mother and younger brother. My girl. They were all dead two weeks after I was crowned victor. Because of that stunt I pulled with the force field,” he answers. “Snow had no one to use against me.” “I’m surprised he didn’t kill you,” I say. “Oh, no. I was the example.”

tuckinyourtailduck:

Jennifer and Josh before they knew each other

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uuuh, so i just checked my camera without the SIM card in it, and found only one photo….

prancingwiththeunicorns:

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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sir-laughsalot:

wowfunniestposts:

this blog is epic

I JUST DIED OMG

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jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

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vastderp:

Add: Apr 1 of 1997

Add: Jul 5 of 1998*

Add: May 5 of 2005

*Actually add July 5 of every year since 1998 since X-Day keeps not happening as planned :/

WHAT DOES NOT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME LAUGH HARDER.

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